There’s glossy paper, matte finish paper, paper gumbo, paper kabobs, sweet and sour paper, paper and cheese sandwiches, paper stew, paper pie, paper soup…

We love paper stock.  We love it as much as 1980’s dads love short shorts and fanny packs.  And today we’d like to give you some insight into our passion for paper through a poem.

Ahem.

Paper stock, paper stock, it’s you that we heart.

We love you so much, we don’t know where to start.

We love glossy paper that’s smooth to the touch.

We also love using matte paper so much.

We love different brightnesses, we love different weights,

We love paper from trees grown in all fifty states.

Our crisp photo paper gets us bothered and hot,

And recycled paper always hits the spot.

In a river of paper we’d love to be floating,

And don’t get us started on aqueous coating.

The texture, the color, the thickness, the smell,

We love paper in all different sizes as well.

From slightly translucent to truly opaque,

If it’s paper, we love it, and there’s no mistake.

Paper makes us smile when we’ve started to sob,

And we choose the best paper for any print job.